A little teaser from my upcoming “Monster Limericks” book. It´s entirely in German (with a little english translation in the back).
This one says:
Living in castles as the prince of Carpathia
Means following certain traditions.
But his faint bloodthirst
Quenches liver and Blutwurst
And he loves to throne outdoors.
(I love how “bloodthirst” and “Blutwurst” kinda rhyme if you pronounce the latter in a very american way.)